https://vassar.wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=FaffingFia 2026-05-18T19:01:45Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.43.6 https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Joss_House&diff=848 2026-05-13T14:39:53Z

<p>FaffingFia: Spelling error</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Josselyn House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Lath_House&diff=825 2026-05-11T22:03:20Z

<p>FaffingFia: changed title</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Lathrop House]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Lathrop_House&diff=824 2026-05-11T22:02:35Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Lathrop(Lath) House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Cushing_House&diff=822 2026-05-11T22:00:27Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Cushing is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus. It is next to [[Noyes House|Noyes]].<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Davidson_House&diff=819 2026-05-11T21:59:11Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Davidson (Davi) is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus. It is a quad dorm.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Raymond_House&diff=818 2026-05-11T21:58:01Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Raymond is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus. It is one of the quad dorms.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Strong_House&diff=816 2026-05-11T21:56:51Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Strong is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus. It is the only dorm that does not house cis men.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Lath_House&diff=815 2026-05-11T21:55:07Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Lathrop House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Joss_House&diff=814 2026-05-11T21:54:12Z

<p>FaffingFia: added tags</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Jocelyn House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Jewett_House&diff=813 2026-05-11T21:53:53Z

<p>FaffingFia: added tags</p> <hr /> <div>Jewett <br /> <br /> {{Construction}}<br /> <br /> is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Jewett_House&diff=812 2026-05-11T21:53:33Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Jewett <br /> <br /> {{Construction}}<br /> <br /> is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Joss_House&diff=811 2026-05-11T21:53:02Z

<p>FaffingFia: construction</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Jocelyn House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Joss_House&diff=810 2026-05-11T21:52:44Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Jocelyn House is one of the nine main residential houses on Vassar Campus.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Main_House&diff=809 2026-05-11T21:51:17Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>One of the nine residential dorms on Vassar Campus.<br /> <br /> {{Construction}}<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=The_Deece&diff=808 2026-05-11T21:49:59Z

<p>FaffingFia: corrected tags</p> <hr /> <div>The All Campus Dining Center (referred to as the ACDC and now the Deece) is the main dining hall on campus.<br /> [[Category:Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_Circle&diff=806 2026-05-11T21:47:25Z

<p>FaffingFia: added link</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> The Noyes Circle (Nircle) is a large grass lawn in front of [[Noyes House]]. It is bordered by some trees, sometimes reffered to as the Norest (Noyes forest). The multiple frisbee teams use the Nircle to practice.<br /> <br /> == Events ==<br /> Multiple large events are hosted on the Nircle each year.<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> !Event<br /> !Organization<br /> !Date<br /> |-<br /> |Serenade<br /> |Reslife?<br /> |End of orientation<br /> |-<br /> |Light the Night<br /> |RSLCP?<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Main Mania<br /> |Main House Team<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Halloween Tent<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Saturday closest to Halloween<br /> |-<br /> |ViCE concert<br /> |[[ViCE Music|ViCE]]<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Noise on Noyes<br /> |Noyes House Team<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Vassar Table<br /> |Dining?<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Founder's Day<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Early May<br /> |}</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=790 2026-05-11T19:59:37Z

<p>FaffingFia: fixed formatting</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the [[Noyes Circle]] in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> <br /> === Media ===<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> [[The Miscellany News]] made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made many theoretical and representative floor plans of the Snort, and has drawn sketches of the Snort in ballpoint pen. For their Color (Art 108) midterm they made three small chalk pastel drawings on black paper. As their Drawing 1 (Art 103) final they made four large chalk pastel drawings.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will continue to update this page and maybe post the link to a digital zine here if they make one.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=789 2026-05-11T19:56:29Z

<p>FaffingFia: corrected information</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the [[Noyes Circle]] in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> [[The Miscellany News]] made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made many theoretical and representative floor plans of the Snort, and has drawn sketches of the Snort in ballpoint pen. For their Color (Art 108) midterm they made three small chalk pastel drawings on black paper. As their Drawing 1 (Art 103) final they made four large chalk pastel drawings.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will continue to update this page and maybe post the link to a digital zine here if they make one.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=The_Miscellany_News&diff=788 2026-05-11T19:55:24Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Miscellany News]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=787 2026-05-11T19:54:34Z

<p>FaffingFia: fixed the link</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the [[Noyes Circle]] in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> [[The Miscellany News]] made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made many theoretical and representative floor plans of the Snort, and has drawn sketches of the Snort in ballpoint pen. For their Color (Art 108) midterm they made three small chalk pastel drawings on black paper. As their Drawing 1 (Art 103) final they made four large chalk pastel drawings.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=User:FaffingFia&diff=786 2026-05-11T19:54:03Z

<p>FaffingFia: added link</p> <hr /> <div>Fia Marrison is an alto in the [[Vastards]], and the main architect of the [[Snort]]. They are working on the snort page of the Vassar Wiki as their final project for Snow Architecture. They are an [[Environmental Studies]] major and taking a [[Studio Art]] correlate, and work on [[Noyes House|Noyes]] [[House Team]].<br /> [[Category:Class of 2028]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Category:Dorms&diff=785 2026-05-11T19:52:21Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Vassar has 9 main residential Dorms.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_House&diff=784 2026-05-11T19:51:59Z

<p>FaffingFia: added tags</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=Fia wrote most of this page based off of personal experience living for two years in Noyes and being on House team. Please help me find sources!}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal. Noyes generally houses 178 students. It is situated between [[Cushing House]] and the [[The Deece|Deece]]. The building is curved and faces the [[Noyes Circle|Noyes Circle (Nircle)]].<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> Noyes House was designed by Eero Saarinen. It was originally designed to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built. Construction was completed in 1958.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> https://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/buildings-grounds-technology/buildings/emma-hartman-noyes-house/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> Vassar's Youtube has a dorm tour video of Noyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJ_r4SJrw0<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has a lobby and two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchenettes and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== Noyes Lobby ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> ==== Jetsons Lounge ====<br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. <br /> <br /> Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm)<br /> * Storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and <br /> * The old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room)<br /> * The main room with the passion pit<br /> * Two study rooms without doors that each contain a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. <br /> <br /> Past the study rooms is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s).<br /> <br /> ==== Multi Purpose Room ====<br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two gender-neutral bathrooms. Each of these floors are divided in half by a fire door. The bathrooms each have a wall of cubbies, a large mirror with four sinks, four toilet stalls and three shower stalls. The kitchenettes vary slightly in size, but all have a sink, microwave, cabinet, stove-top and rubbish bins. There are also some nooks that were used as phone booths on each floor. <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes [[House Team]] typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, an HSA, HP and VP. Eva Fontanez is the current House Advisor. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]<br /> [[Category:Campus Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Category:Buildings&diff=783 2026-05-11T19:51:15Z

<p>FaffingFia: fixed formatting</p> <hr /> <div>There are many buildings on campus.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Category:Buildings&diff=782 2026-05-11T19:50:53Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>There are many buildings on campus. Ones with wiki pages so far are: [[Noyes House]] and [[The Deece]].</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=The_Deece&diff=781 2026-05-11T19:49:58Z

<p>FaffingFia: added tags</p> <hr /> <div>The All Campus Dining Center (referred to as the ACDC and now the Deece) is the main dining hall on campus.<br /> [[Category:Campus Buildings]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=House_Team&diff=780 2026-05-11T19:48:17Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Vassar has a House Team for every dorm on campus. <br /> <br /> == Positions ==<br /> The '''House Advisor''' is an adult who works for Residential life and organizes 1-3 House Teams.<br /> <br /> '''Student Fellows''' are <br /> <br /> '''Community Fellows''' are<br /> <br /> '''House Fellow Interns''' are <br /> <br /> The '''House Student Advisors''' support the Student and Community Fellows<br /> <br /> The '''House President''' does<br /> <br /> The '''Vice President''' does<br /> <br /> The '''First Year Representetive''' is elected halfway through the year and does</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_Circle&diff=779 2026-05-11T19:43:09Z

<p>FaffingFia: fixed formatting</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> The Noyes Circle (Nircle) is a large grass lawn in front of [[Noyes House]]. It is bordered by some trees, sometimes reffered to as the Norest (Noyes forest). The multiple frisbee teams use the Nircle to practice.<br /> <br /> == Events ==<br /> Multiple large events are hosted on the Nircle each year.<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> !Event<br /> !Organization<br /> !Date<br /> |-<br /> |Serenade<br /> |Reslife?<br /> |End of orientation<br /> |-<br /> |Light the Night<br /> |RSLCP?<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Main Mania<br /> |Main House Team<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Halloween Tent<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Saturday closest to Halloween<br /> |-<br /> |VICE concert<br /> |VICE<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Noise on Noyes<br /> |Noyes House Team<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Vassar Table<br /> |Dining?<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Founder's Day<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Early May<br /> |}</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_Circle&diff=778 2026-05-11T19:42:34Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>The Noyes Circle (Nircle) is a large<br /> <br /> {{Construction}}<br /> <br /> grass lawn in front of [[Noyes House]]. It is bordered by some trees, sometimes reffered to as the Norest (Noyes forest). The multiple frisbee teams use the Nircle to practice.<br /> <br /> == Events ==<br /> Multiple large events are hosted on the Nircle each year.<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+<br /> !Event<br /> !Organization<br /> !Date<br /> |-<br /> |Serenade<br /> |Reslife?<br /> |End of orientation<br /> |-<br /> |Light the Night<br /> |RSLCP?<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Main Mania<br /> |Main House Team<br /> |Early fall<br /> |-<br /> |Halloween Tent<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Saturday closest to Halloween<br /> |-<br /> |VICE concert<br /> |VICE<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Noise on Noyes<br /> |Noyes House Team<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Vassar Table<br /> |Dining?<br /> |April<br /> |-<br /> |Founder's Day<br /> |Vassar College<br /> |Early May<br /> |}</div>

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<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>The All Campus Dining Center (referred to as the ACDC and now the Deece) is the main dining hall on campus.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_House&diff=776 2026-05-11T19:31:57Z

<p>FaffingFia: added links</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=Fia wrote most of this page based off of personal experience living for two years in Noyes and being on House team. Please help me find sources!}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal. Noyes generally houses 178 students. It is situated between [[Cushing House]] and the [[The Deece|Deece]]. The building is curved and faces the [[Noyes Circle|Noyes Circle (Nircle)]].<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> Noyes House was designed by Eero Saarinen. It was originally designed to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built. Construction was completed in 1958.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> https://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/buildings-grounds-technology/buildings/emma-hartman-noyes-house/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> Vassar's Youtube has a dorm tour video of Noyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJ_r4SJrw0<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has a lobby and two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchenettes and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== Noyes Lobby ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> ==== Jetsons Lounge ====<br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. <br /> <br /> Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm)<br /> * Storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and <br /> * The old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room)<br /> * The main room with the passion pit<br /> * Two study rooms without doors that each contain a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. <br /> <br /> Past the study rooms is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s).<br /> <br /> ==== Multi Purpose Room ====<br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two gender-neutral bathrooms. Each of these floors are divided in half by a fire door. The bathrooms each have a wall of cubbies, a large mirror with four sinks, four toilet stalls and three shower stalls. The kitchenettes vary slightly in size, but all have a sink, microwave, cabinet, stove-top and rubbish bins. There are also some nooks that were used as phone booths on each floor. <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes [[House Team]] typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, an HSA, HP and VP. Eva Fontanez is the current House Advisor. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]</div>

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<p>FaffingFia: Added information</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=Fia wrote most of this page based off of personal experience living for two years in Noyes and being on House team. Please help me find sources!}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal. Noyes generally houses 178 students. It is situated between Cushing House and the Deece. The building is curved and faces the Noyes Circle (Nircle).<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> Noyes House was designed by Eero Saarinen. It was originally designed to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built. Construction was completed in 1958.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> https://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/buildings-grounds-technology/buildings/emma-hartman-noyes-house/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> Vassar's Youtube has a dorm tour video of Noyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJ_r4SJrw0<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has a lobby and two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchenettes and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== Noyes Lobby ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> ==== Jetsons Lounge ====<br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. <br /> <br /> Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm)<br /> * Storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and <br /> * The old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room)<br /> * The main room with the passion pit<br /> * Two study rooms without doors that each contain a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. <br /> <br /> Past the study rooms is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s).<br /> <br /> ==== Multi Purpose Room ====<br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two gender-neutral bathrooms. Each of these floors are divided in half by a fire door. The bathrooms each have a wall of cubbies, a large mirror with four sinks, four toilet stalls and three shower stalls. The kitchenettes vary slightly in size, but all have a sink, microwave, cabinet, stove-top and rubbish bins. There are also some nooks that were used as phone booths on each floor. <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. Eva Fontanez is the current House Advisor. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_House&diff=774 2026-05-11T19:26:45Z

<p>FaffingFia: added tags</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=Fia wrote most of this page based off of personal experience living for two years in Noyes and being on House team. Please help me find sources!}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal. Noyes generally houses 178 students.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> Noyes House was designed by Eero Saarinen. It was originally designed to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built. Construction was completed in 1958.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> https://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/buildings-grounds-technology/buildings/emma-hartman-noyes-house/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> Vassar's Youtube has a dorm tour video of Noyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJ_r4SJrw0<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has a lobby and two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchenettes and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== Noyes Lobby ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> ==== Jetsons Lounge ====<br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. <br /> <br /> Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm)<br /> * Storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and <br /> * The old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room)<br /> * The main room with the passion pit<br /> * Two study rooms without doors that each contain a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. <br /> <br /> Past the study rooms is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s).<br /> <br /> ==== Multi Purpose Room ====<br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two gender-neutral bathrooms. Each of these floors are divided in half by a fire door. The bathrooms each have a wall of cubbies, a large mirror with four sinks, four toilet stalls and three shower stalls. The kitchenettes vary slightly in size, but all have a sink, microwave, cabinet, stove-top and rubbish bins. There are also some nooks that were used as phone booths on each floor. <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. Eva Fontanez is the current House Advisor. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;<br /> [[Category:Dorms]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_House&diff=773 2026-05-11T19:22:06Z

<p>FaffingFia: Added information</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=FaffingFia}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal. Noyes generally houses 178 students.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> Noyes House was designed by Eero Saarinen. It was originally designed to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built. Construction was completed in 1958.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> Vassar's Youtube has a dorm tour video of Noyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJ_r4SJrw0<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has a lobby and two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchenettes and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== Noyes Lobby ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> ==== Jetsons Lounge ====<br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. <br /> <br /> Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm)<br /> * Storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and <br /> * The old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room)<br /> * The main room with the passion pit<br /> * Two study rooms without doors that each contain a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. <br /> <br /> Past the study rooms is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s).<br /> <br /> ==== Multi Purpose Room ====<br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two gender-neutral bathrooms. Each of these floors are divided in half by a fire door. The bathrooms each have a wall of cubbies, a large mirror with four sinks, four toilet stalls and three shower stalls. The kitchenettes vary slightly in size, but all have a sink, microwave, cabinet, stove-top and rubbish bins. There are also some nooks that were used as phone booths on each floor. <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. Eva Fontanez is the current House Advisor. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;</div>

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<p>FaffingFia: Added information</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=FaffingFia}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> It was designed originally to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchens and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== First Floor ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, you can enter the Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm), the storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and the old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room). In the main room, around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. At the other end of the room there are two study rooms without doors. These each have a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. Past these is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s). <br /> <br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchenettes and two bathrooms. Each of these floors is divided in half by a fire door. The <br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;</div>

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<p>FaffingFia: Added information</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=FaffingFia}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> It was designed originally to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> There are ..... standard double in Noyes. They range from having dimensions of ... to ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... to .... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchens and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== First Floor ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, you can enter the Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm), the storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and the old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room). In the main room, around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. At the other end of the room there are two study rooms without doors. These each have a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. Past these is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s). <br /> <br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. It can be accessed from either of the two main staircases, the Nellevator, and the MPR kitchen stairs. Entering from the MPR stairs and walking through, one would encounter: <br /> <br /> * House Team closet<br /> * Door that says &quot;Women 3&quot;<br /> * Empty room<br /> * An employee break room<br /> * Ceramics studio<br /> * Men's Guest Bathroom (which no one uses and is basically gender-neutral)<br /> * The stairs and Nelevator<br /> * Two fenced-off storage areas<br /> * Wide room where bikes are stored, with a low ceiling due to the passion pit (If you are taller than 5'3 watch our for pipes by your head), with a table with a plaster cast of half of a body<br /> * Two laundry rooms<br /> * Open room with chairs, tables, and a rug <br /> * The &quot;Blow Dicks&quot; door (likely used to say &quot;Below Ducts&quot; but has been continuously drawn over)<br /> <br /> ==== Other floors ====<br /> On each of the second, third and fourth floor there are two kitchens and two bathrooms. Each of these floors is divided in half by a fire door.<br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;</div>

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<p>FaffingFia: Added information</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction|contributors=FaffingFia}}<br /> <br /> Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> It was designed originally to be a full semi-circle, but only a quarter-circle was built.<br /> <br /> Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchens and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms. <br /> <br /> ==== First Floor ====<br /> The Noyes lobby (or Nobby) is the main entrance room. It has two doors facing the Nircle with a vestibule, and one door facing the road. The elevator (Nelevator) is opposite to the vestibule. The Nobby typically has a rectangular table and a chair in it. From the Nobby you can go to either exit, up or down the stairs or elevator, to the hallway with rooms that leads to the MPR, to the Study room that is attached, or to the Jetsons Lounge.<br /> <br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; Entering Jetsons from the Nobby, you can enter the Jetsons kitchen (the largest kitchen in the dorm), the storage room and single-stall bathroom (known by some as the &quot;poop deck&quot;) and the old computer room (which is currently empty, and might be turned into a workout room). In the main room, around the passion pit there are various circular tables and chairs (some of this furniture might be replaced soon). There is also a printer and a piano. At the other end of the room there are two study rooms without doors. These each have a whiteboard, and some tables and chairs. Past these is the Southwest staircase, past which are the apartments of the House Advisor and the House Fellow(s). <br /> <br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the Nircle- facing- window wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). From the kitchen there are stairs to the basement. The MPR tends to get very hot at the start of the year. <br /> <br /> ==== Basement ====<br /> The Noyes basement is an ominous place. <br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> Noyes Doubles typically range from having dimensions of ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Room Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. <br /> <br /> === Projects ===<br /> Next year, Noyes House Team hopes to paint a mural on the main stairwell of various aquatic habitats and levels of depth. To get involved contact Fia Marrison!<br /> <br /> === Noise on Noyes ===<br /> Each spring, Noyes House Team hosts Noise on Noyes, and all-campus event. It is held in the spring semester, in mid to late April. It features student bands, has free food, student clothing sales, and other activities. Though it is always a fun event when in Jetsons or the Aula, for at least the past five years House Team has hoped to host it on the Nircle, but it has rained (and in 2025 snowed) every time. Hopefully next year the curse will be broken.<br /> <br /> ==== Past house chants ====<br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! (to the tune of Pitbull's Hotel Room) Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit!&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;(to the tune of Katseye's Gnarly) Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Noyes_House&diff=769 2026-05-11T18:20:15Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal.<br /> <br /> == Construction ==<br /> It was designed. It was built. Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/<br /> <br /> == Rooms ==<br /> <br /> === Common Rooms ===<br /> Noyes has two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchens and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms.<br /> <br /> The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the &quot;passion pit.&quot; There are various circular tables and chairs in the main room. <br /> <br /> The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the window-facing wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?). <br /> <br /> === Doubles ===<br /> Noyes Doubles typically range from having dimensions of ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.<br /> <br /> === Singles ===<br /> Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.<br /> <br /> === Furniture ===<br /> Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!<br /> <br /> == House Team ==<br /> Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. Past house chants have included: <br /> <br /> * &quot;Make, some, Noyes!!! Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit&quot;(Pose as a Narwhal)<br /> * &quot;No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes&quot;(Scream)<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Noyes House!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!&quot;<br /> * &quot;Who are we?&quot; &quot;Narwhals!&quot; &quot;What are we?&quot; &quot;Gnarly!&quot; &quot;Make, some, Noooyes!&quot; &quot;Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!&quot;</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=768 2026-05-11T17:47:39Z

<p>FaffingFia: removed photos</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the [[Noyes House|Noyes]] Circle in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> [[The Miscellany News]] made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made many theoretical and representative floor plans of the Snort, and has drawn sketches of the Snort in ballpoint pen. For their Color (Art 108) midterm they made three small chalk pastel drawings on black paper. As their Drawing 1 (Art 103) final they made four large chalk pastel drawings.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=767 2026-05-11T17:47:19Z

<p>FaffingFia: Added photos</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the [[Noyes House|Noyes]] Circle in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> [[The Miscellany News]] made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> [[File:Melting Snort.jpg|thumb|254x254px|Part 1 of Fia's Drawing I final project. Chalk pastels on 18x24 black construction paper.]]<br /> [[File:Fia Marrison Final2.jpg|thumb|327x327px|Part 2 of Fia's Drawing I final project. Chalk pastels on 18x24 black construction paper.]]<br /> Fia has made many theoretical and representative floor plans of the Snort, and has drawn sketches of the Snort in ballpoint pen. For their Color (Art 108) midterm they made three small chalk pastel drawings on black paper. As their Drawing 1 (Art 103) final they made four large chalk pastel drawings.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=File:Fia_Marrison_Final2.jpg&diff=766 2026-05-11T17:46:02Z

<p>FaffingFia: </p> <hr /> <div>Part 2 of Fia's Drawing I final project. Chalk pastels on 18x24 black construction paper. Based on a photo from the second night where we crowded Reave, Fia, Melody, Quin and Sophia into the one chamber.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=File:Melting_Snort.jpg&diff=765 2026-05-11T17:42:29Z

<p>FaffingFia: </p> <hr /> <div>Part 1 of Fia's Drawing I final project. Chalk pastels on 18x24 black construction paper. The sky can be seen through the melted ceiling, and the pile of snow from the courtyard can be seen through the old slide. A hole on the right reveals the shadowy first chamber, and trees beyond the original entrance.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Studio_Art&diff=764 2026-05-11T17:29:29Z

<p>FaffingFia: construction</p> <hr /> <div>{{Construction}}<br /> <br /> Studio Art is half of Vassar's Art Department, along with Art History.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Environmental_Studies&diff=763 2026-05-11T17:29:04Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Vassar has a<br /> <br /> {{Construction}}<br /> <br /> n interdisciplinary Environmental Studies department.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Studio_Art&diff=762 2026-05-11T17:28:17Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>Studio Art is half of Vassar's Art Department, along with Art History.</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=User:FaffingFia&diff=761 2026-05-11T17:27:28Z

<p>FaffingFia: added link</p> <hr /> <div>Fia Marrison is an alto in the [[Vastards]], and the main architect of the [[Snort]]. They are working on the snort page of the Vassar Wiki as their final project for Snow Architecture. They are an [[Environmental Studies]] major and taking a [[Studio Art]] correlate.<br /> [[Category:Class of 2028]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=760 2026-05-11T15:45:56Z

<p>FaffingFia: added clarification</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the Noyes Circle in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> The Miscellany News made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made various drawings of the Snort, primarily using chalk pastels on black paper. They have also made multiple sketches of it with ballpoint pen.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=759 2026-05-11T15:45:27Z

<p>FaffingFia: construction</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! <br /> <br /> The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the Noyes Circle in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> The Miscellany News made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made various drawings of the Snort, primarily using chalk pastels on black paper. They have also made multiple sketches of it with ballpoint pen.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=SEED&diff=758 2026-05-11T15:39:33Z

<p>FaffingFia: made the page!</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Students for Equitable Environmental Decisions]]</div>

FaffingFia https://vassar.wiki/index.php?title=Snort&diff=757 2026-05-11T15:38:06Z

<p>FaffingFia: Added outing club</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:The Snort.jpg|thumb|The main entrance of the Snort, which faced the path between the Deece and Noyes House.]]<br /> [[File:3D Scan of the Snort.png|thumb|A 3D scan taken of the Snort Feb 6, 2026]]The '''Snow Fort''' ('''Snort''') was a large quinzhee (snow cave) built by [[User:FaffingFia|Fia Marrison]] and their friends on the Noyes Circle in the winter of 2025-2026. It contained four chambers and an outdoor courtyard, with various connecting tunnels. <br /> <br /> == Building ==<br /> The Snort went under many phases and changes.<br /> <br /> === Tools ===<br /> The Snort was built with.... After the majority of the second chamber was built, the builders used a metal shovel and the ice pick from the [[Outing Club]]. Later they also used a large plastic shovel from them as well.<br /> <br /> === Time ===<br /> According to Fia's spreadsheet schedule, they spent ..... hours on the snort.<br /> <br /> == Documentation ==<br /> The Snort was featured on Vassar's socials in a video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NQtd_cEzvw <br /> <br /> The Miscellany News made a video and published an article on the Snort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDTelj1cio https://miscellanynews.org/2026/02/05/features/building-a-snow-fort-with-a-pan-a-cup-and-a-dream/<br /> <br /> === Notebook ===<br /> Fia kept a notebook for the duration of the Snort.<br /> <br /> == Community Engagement ==<br /> Many people collaborated on building the Snort. Fia, Cormac, Quin, Etta, Sophia, and Reave were the main consistent builders. Other collaborators included: Xander, Melody, Asher, Valentin, Parker (as secretary), Rache, Este, Ziva. <br /> <br /> Fia also collaborated with two members of the grounds team, Bernardo and Jaime, to plow snow to give the Snort some more life, and to make a small snow structure by the preschool [[Winpfheimer|Wimpfheimer]]. <br /> <br /> Starting March ? there was a guestbook in the Snort that people could write notes in. <br /> <br /> == Artwork ==<br /> Fia has made various drawings of the Snort, primarily using chalk pastels on black paper. They have also made multiple sketches of it with ballpoint pen.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> ....<br /> <br /> == Current state ==<br /> Fia collapsed the Snort over spring break, and the very final remnants melted on March 25th. Fia is currently doing an independent study on Snow Architecture, and they will post the link to a digital zine here once it is completed.<br /> [[Category:Independent Study]]</div>

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