Noyes House
Emma Hartman Noyes House is the most recently built dorm on Vassar Campus. Noyes's house color is cerulean blue, and its mascot is a Narwhal.
Construction
It was designed. It was built. Add information: https://offices.vassar.edu/residential-life/residence-halls/noyes/
Rooms
Common Rooms
Noyes has two large common rooms on the first floor, and two kitchens and bathrooms per floor. The basement has multiple rooms.
The Jetsons Lounge is in the middle of the first floor. It is named after the show The Jetsons(?) because of it's retro-futurist(?) design, including the sunken conversation pit. This is referred to by Noyesians as the "passion pit." There are various circular tables and chairs in the main room.
The Multi Purpose Room (MPR) was an addition to the Northeast side of the building, past the first floor singles. It has a high counter built into the window-facing wall with stools to work at. There are also various stools and tall tables. At the back there is a ping-pong table, two vending machines, and a small couch. To the right of the entrance there is a TV that students to connect to with an HDMI cable. In front of the TV is a round couch that has a counter on the back. Behind this couch is the MPR kitchen, which has a piano, a fridge and cabinets (and probably a stove?).
Doubles
Noyes Doubles typically range from having dimensions of ... and each have two triangular bay window seats. Above the seats are orb lights, and there are radiators under the seats. There are 9? particular doubles that have different dimensions, as they are not Nircle-facing. They are located at the far ends and the middle of each floor, except for the first.
Singles
Noyes Singles range from having dimensions of ... The only singles with bay windows are the ones on the first floor, facing the Nircle. The rest of the singles are on the other side of the dorm and have flat windows with a flat circular light above, and radiators at the bottom. These windows face Cushing, the graveyard and the Deece.
Furniture
Each single comes with a bed, desk, spinny chair, tall dresser, and a built-in shelf on the wall. Each double comes with two of those. Each single has two outlets, and each double has three(?). I will add the dimensions later!
House Team
Noyes House team typically consists of 6 Stufels, 3 Cofels, 3 HFIs, a HP and VP. Past house chants have included:
- "Make, some, Noyes!!! Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit Ba ba ba ba BA ba ba meet me at the passion pit"(Pose as a Narwhal)
- "No! Yes! No! Yes! Make, some, Nooooyes"(Scream)
- "Who are we?" "Noyes House!" "What are we?" "Gnarly!" "You mess with the Narwhal you get the horn!"
- "Who are we?" "Narwhals!" "What are we?" "Gnarly!" "Make, some, Noooyes!" "Na-na-na-nana gnarly, na-na-na-nana narwhals, na-na-na-nana gnarly, everything's Noyes House!"